Mac Summers

Heh. Oops? I've been evicted. And it's fucking HILARIOUS. I may be slightly pissed now.

Yeah, definitely had a date with one of the girls who is with the Cult of Margoth. She was pretty nice, just a bit heavy on the literal fire and brimstone. And now she's all upset because the REAL Margot has apparently come 'round and wants all their money. Insane, the lot of them. I'm well-rid of her.

Nate, I'm on for your pub crawl.

The only person I know who makes better pancakes is my mum. So, I gave the Cult of Margoth an extra donation. And I'm pretty sure I've got a date with the one who was doling out the sausages. Oops.

Oh, hello. I've found this again. Hm.

Is this thing still working?

added a few minutes later...

Yeah, it's still working. Sorry. Lost this and then found it while cleaning. Good thing, too, else Mum would have had a fit. Anyway, I'm off to New Zealand tomorrow to visit some friends I made in the area about a year and a half ago, plus Mum wants me to check up on my sister and the tadpole.

I fucking hate sixteen.

Kat, Mum said that we have to be at her house tomorrow night and that if we don't go to your Mum's house tomorrow afternoon then I don't get afters.

What time do you want to go?

Eh. The baps were all right. Seen better. And hell, I don't know if I want any kids I have going to a school where they let their teachers pose naked like that. Not entirely sure if I want my kids wanking to their teachers when they're supposed to be focusing on their classwork. Let 'em wank to the girls they know! Besides, I'd rather teach my kids about sex and how to do it well and responsibly.

Sunday I learned that my mother still believes that soaps cleans mouths out.